Prick-Pop- Politicians; A marriage made in hell

Let’s face it we all have lost what little faith we did have in politicians. Apathy has swept the nation, who really gives a toss who the next government is going to be so I propose an alternative government. That then raises the crucial question: who would I vote for, who would be the shadow cabinet?


Prime Minister- Frankie Boyle.

Deputy Prime Minister- Charlie Brooker

Home Sectary- Charles Bronson

Minister of Sport- Stephen Hawkins

Chancellor of the Exchequer- Peter Andre

Minister of Culture- Phil Jupitous

Foreign Affairs- Giles Peterson

Minister for Transport- Dara O’Brein

Education- Jodie Marsh

Sectary for Healthcare- Shane McGowan

Fuck right off you self indulgent c*nt- Bono

I couldn’t and still can’t get my head around WHY pop stars/musicians want to cosy-up to politicians. When they do any credibility and respectability is eroded dramatically, it’s all good for image and credibility for the MP and their party. Gone are the times when music rebelled against the system now musicians are part of it, shame on them. Personally I think Gordon Brown should be seen hanging out with Kanye West as both are obnoxious pricks and have nothing to lose in popularity stakes. C*ntstain Blair was smarter as he became very matey with Noel Gallagher at a time when Brit pop was prominent; the word parasite now springs to mind. Never could anyone imagine Joe Strummer befriending Margret Thatcher or any politician. Has integrity become part of Britons lost ethics in popular culture?

BONO. A four lettered word and so is c*nt so excuse me if I get confused between the two. Never will you find a bigger more sanctimonious areshole on this earth. If Jacko is the king of pop then Bono is the king of brown-nosers. This man really has become a whore letting himself be pimped-out to any political party that’s in power or more likely to be in power. First New Labour now the Torys. How in the name of Jehovah could any musician show his face at a Conservative conference and expect the music buying public to take him seriously? Stuart Braithwaite from Mogwai had this to say, ‘I am genuinely shocked that my opinion of Bono could actually sink any lower.” Presumably the U2 singer will make a statement about this perplexing move, but at the present time this feels like another kick in the teeth for Gordon Brown in what are assumed to be the last days of his turn as Prime Minister'.I agree. Bono is an opportunist and a blatant self publicist that’s making bed-fellows with the next government in his mission to become the next patron saint of Ireland.

Here is something that defies logic- Lembit Opik and his ability to pull not just women in general but feckin pop stars. This alien looking ejaculate once dated one of the Cheeky Girls, didn’t they have work permits? If he was to be in my imaginary cabinet it would be under miracle worker. A couple made in heaven must be Lembit Opik and Katie Price.